Tuesday, February 28, 2012

(FLOG DAY 28.) If Polygamy Was Introduced To The UK Was The Main Thought..

I am not being serious about any of the stuff that I say here... just lines of thought really.

I had to go out and do a few errands or one today... and these are the things I thought while doing various jobs today.

What would happen if polygamy was introduced to the UK? I have been thinking about all of the countries that allow polygamy and wondered about what it would be like if it became legal in Britain. The main thing that I think would be noticeable about our brand of polygamy is that it would be more modern. For example in some countries you usually hear of one man and loads of other women he is with. In Britain I think it would be different. Firstly instead of just one man and many women Britain would allow one women and many men in cahoots with each... or if you're gay it could mean one man and loads of other men or one woman and loads of other women... or then again if you happen to be bisexual it could mean being polygamous with one man/ woman and loads of women and men.

... confusing.

Here is another question. What would happen if there was a machine in which you could resurrect any dead person from history? Would you even want that to happen? You could get back Einstein and he can carry on with his work. You could resurrect Hitler and actually put him on trial. You could bring back all of your favourite authors and have the ultimate dinner party. I wouldn't mind seeing a Cro Magnon man as well. There is genetic evidence that most people are descended from just one woman that lived thousands of years ago... I would like to meet that woman. You could also resurrect Jimi Hendrix and tell him to write more music. The possibilities are endless. You could rewrite whole history books. It wouldn't be a good idea to have this machine but oh well.

What would happen to you if you took every molecule, every substance, every little bit of matter that has ever existed in the universe and put it into a cup and ate it. What would happen if you ate every single thing that makes up the physical universe... would you blow up or something?... naahhhhhh!

What would happen if creationism was actually real? Existence would be incredibly... tepid.

What would happen if Santa actually existed? People would have searched and found where he lived, captured him, taken him into custody and tried to take all his magic and question him about how he has been living for ages with elves... or they would be asking Santa for a lot more stuff.  Also Santa wouldn't wrap up presents in the same wrapping paper that your parents use.

What would happen if the ceiling collapsed and a panther jumped on you? This is a genuine question that I asked my dad when I was about ten.

Last few days of FLOG!!!

Over and Out.
ED.

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